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James Bond Trivia Quiz



James Bond

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"Oh, grow up, 007"

- Q (18k, wav) new!

"I see you managed to get the Lotus back together again
I disregard these jibes about our equipment 007"

- Bond & Q (65k, wav) new!

"I trust you can handle this contraption, Q
It goes by hot air
Oh, then you can"

- Bond & Q (k, wav) new!

"Need I remind you 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws"

- Q (72k, wav) new!

"You're such a flatterer, James
Oh Moneypenny, you know there never has been - and never will be - anybody but you"

- Bond & Miss Moneypenny (55k, wav) new!

"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
That's putting it mildly 007"

- Bond & Q (55k, wav)

"Walther PPK, 7.65mm - only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them"

- Zukovsky (83k, wav)

"Someone will take care of you.
Oh, you'll see to that personally, will you?"

- Bond & May Day (55k, wav)

"What's bond doing? I think he's attempting re-entry, sir"

- M & Q (49k, wav)

"...balls for this job. Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"

- M & Admiral (83k, wav)

"His name's Jaws, he kills people"

- Bond (24k, wav)

"Now, pay attention 007"

- Q (21k, wav)

"You slept well? A little restless, but I got off eventually"

- Bond & Max Zorin (40k, wav)

"Bond, James Bond"

- Sean Connery (42k, wav)

"My name is Bond, James Bond"

- George Lazenby (25k, wav)

"My name is Bond, James Bond"

- Roger Moore (27k, wav)

"Names's Bond, James Bond"

- Pierce Brosnan (30k, wav)

"Just a drink, Martini, shaken not stirred"

- Bond (41k, wav)

"Do you expect me to talk?..."

- Bond & Goldfinger (100k, wav)

"He has M"

- Bond (18k, wav)

"I have to get her back, or someone's gonna have my butt..."

- Bond and Christmas Jones (90k, wav)

"This never happened to the other fella"

- Bond (15k, wav)

"...My name is Pussy Galore..."

- Bond & Pussy Galore (141k, wav)

"My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did tonight was for King and country..."

- Bond (98k, wav)

"Mr Bond here. I'm afraid the room won't do, the bed's too small"

- Bond (56k, wav)

"Suppose when she meets me in the flesh, I don't come up to her expectations?"

- Bond (43k, wav)

"Moneypenny, next time I see you I'll put you across my knee"

- Bond (32k, wav)

"You're late as usual, even from your own funeral. We corpses have absolutely no sense of time"

- Bond & Moneypenny (61k, wav)

"No more foreplay"

- Bond (13k, wav)

"Sorry about that, I tuned out for a minute there Elliot"

- Bond (38k, wav)

"Well, there's only one small problem, I have no swimming trunks..."

- Bond (97k, wav)

"... Remind her. Then pump her for information"

- M and Bond (53k, wav)

"He put a bullet in his head. That bullet is still there"

- M (100k, wav)

"Don't touch that... that's my lunch"

- Q (53k, wav)

"Remember if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have been dead long ago"

- Q (80k, wav)

"I've always tried to teach you two things..."

- Q (168k, wav)

"I never joke about my work, 007"

- Q (22k, wav)

"Look 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose and I'm in no mood for your juvenille quips"

- Q (69k, wav)

"Let the mayhem begin!"

- Carver (18k, wav)

"He failed his test of devotion..."

- Renard (Robert Carlyle) (130k, wav)

"You will die along with everyone in this city"

- Renard (Robert Carlyle) (49k, wav)

"By noon tomorrow, you'll feel nothing at all"

- Renard (Robert Carlyle) (168k, wav)

"You wanna put that in English...?"

- Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) (59k, wav)

"Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?"

- Zukovsky (Robbie Coltrane) (54k, wav)

"$5000 of Beluga, ruined"

- Zukovsky (Robbie Coltrane) (65k, wav) fixed!

"You amuse me Mr Bond"

Max Zorin (Christopher Walken) - (26k, wav)

matthewbarr "You've suddenly become tiresome, Mr Bond"

- Blofled (Donald Plesance) (23k, wav)

"I shall look forward personally to exterminating you Mr Bond"

- Blofled (Donald Plesance) (37k, wav)

"Bon appetite"

- Blofled? (Donald Plesance) (14k, wav)

"You only live twice, Mr Bond"

- Blofled (Donald Plesance) (56k, wav)

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"

- Trevelyan (Sean Bean) (27k, wav)

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James Bond Theme

- (46k, midi)


- (8k, midi)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

- (36k, midi)

Live And Let Die

- (23k, midi)

A View To A Kill

- (37k, midi)

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