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Austin Powers
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Austin Powers

new! Austin Powers Personality Test

Dr Evil

"Why make trillions, when we could make billions!"

- Dr Evil (54k, wav)

"Throw me a frikin' bone here..."

- Dr Evil (60k, wav)

"...begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism"

- Dr Evil (43k, wav)

"I'm going to go back to the 60s and steal Austin Powers mojo"

- Dr Evil (46k, wav)

"I've been an frikin' evil doctor..."

- Dr Evil (57k, wav)

"I shall call him Mini-Me"

- Dr Evil (34k, wav)

" overly elaborate and exotic death"

- Dr Evil (60k, wav)

Evil laugh

- Dr Evil (27k, wav)


- Dr Evil (19k, wav) new!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to travel through time, I bid you adieu..."

- Dr Evil (45k, wav)

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

- Dr Evil (7k, wav)

"I already have someone created in my image. He's evil and wants to take over the world..."

- Dr Evil (22k, wav)

"Alright, zip it... ..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (98k, wav)

"Scott, Daddy's working - and when you're in the main chamber, try and use the big boy voice..."

- Dr Evil (23k, wav)

"Hello Scott, Daddy's back... How could you do this to me on national television..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (7k, wav)

"You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star'..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (44k, wav)

"You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the Diet Coke of evil..."

- Dr Evil (28k, wav)

"Every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers..."

- Dr Evil & Scott Evil (33k, wav)

"You wanna be Daddy, Number Two?... You gonna squirt some?..."

- Dr Evil & Number Two (50k, wav)


- Dr Evil (5k, wav)

"All I asked for was a frikin rotating chair... I need an old priest and a young priest..."

- Dr Evil (78k, wav)


- Dr Evil (17k, wav)

"Talk to the hand 'cos the face don't wanna hear it anymore"

- Dr Evil (8k, wav)

Just The Two Us

- Dr Evil & Mini-Me (289k, wav)

"Austin, I am your father. Really? No, not really, I can't back that up"

- Dr Evil & Austin Powers (42k, wav)

"...I will destroy Washington DC with this giant "laser" "

- Dr Evil (73k, wav)

"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers "

- Dr Evil (31k, wav)

" million dollars!"

- Dr Evil (110k, wav)

"I like to see girls of that calibre..."

- Dr Evil (151k, wav)

"Come, Mr Bigglesworth (Meow!)"

- Dr Evil & Mr Bigglesworth (24k, wav)

"He's a disgruntled Scottish guard, known for his lethal temper and his unusual eating habits..."

- Dr Evil (28k, wav)

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Other Bad Guys


- Frau (32k, wav) new!

"I ate a baby. Oh aye, baby: the other other white meat..."

- Fat B****** (26k, wav)

"I'm rich and I'm dead sexy"

- Fat B****** (8k, wav)

"Dr Evil, while you were frozen we began a program to clone you..."

- Number Two (52k, wav)

"They're always after me lucky charms"

- (26k, wav)

" evil vet?..."

- Dr Evil and Scott Evil (107k, wav)

"This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is..."

- Number 2 (78k, wav) fixed!

"...I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned"

- Mustapha (62k, wav) fixed!

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Austin Powers

"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom..."

- Austin Powers & Madonna (152k, wav)

"Grr, baby. Very GRR!"

- Austin Powers (27k, wav)

"Very randy!"

- Austin Powers (15k, wav)

"...Sex? Yes please!"

- Austin Powers (57k, wav)

"Do I make you horny baby? Yeah, do I?"

- Austin Powers (32k, wav)

"Do I make you horny?"

- Austin Powers (19k, wav)

"Oh, behave!"

- Austin Powers (19k, wav)

"Oh, groovy baby, yeah"

- Austin Powers (44k, wav)

"...I never forget a"

- Austin Powers (54k, wav)

"Austin Powers, danger's my middle name"

- Austin Powers (41k, wav)

"I put the GRRR in swinger baby!"

- Austin Powers (43k, wav)

"If you've just joined us, today's topic is 'My Father Is Evil And Wants To Take Over The World'"

- Jerry Springer (17k, wav)


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